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Just deactivated my Facebook. Now what?

jackofspadesman:

daddydinosaur:

jackofspadesman:

daddydinosaur:

jackofspadesman:

daddydinosaur:

JAKE IS OFFICIALLY STAYING AT MY HOUSE FOR 2 WEEKS ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL IM GONNA CRY TBIS IS AWESOME ITS FICKING 20 DAYS

We gonna do the kissing ROUND 2

AND ONE SEX

MORE THAN ONE EVEN AND SUCK SUCKS AND RUB RUBS

*WINKING INTENSIFIES*

!!!!!

Well, this is awkward…

I think I made a friend today. She works in the bakery.

She likes tumblr, too. We had fun decorating cupcakes. I bought her lunch.

asymmetricalprospitdreamer:

countrywolf22:

xion-hewley:

magicians-fool:

kazemahou:

cityboygonecountry:

thejoyfulfool:

pitch-the-crow:

sigyn-loyalwifeofloki:

eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:


jambandit:


stoneddamara:


did-you-kno:


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PS: This is a random analysis based on your date of birth.


Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central India around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!
Do you remember now?


Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1150. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
Do you remember now?
aaaah the last bit made me happy vwv


Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 775. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.
Do you remember now?



 
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Siberia around the year 1425. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.
Do you remember now?


Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Japan around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.
Do you remember now?
 
Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mexico around the year 1725. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
Do you remember now?
oAo

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1700. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.
Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Cyprus around the year 775. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North New Zealand around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.
Do you remember now?

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yugoslavia around the year 750. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 950. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.
Do you remember now?

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Hungary around the year 775. Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.
Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis: I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back. Do you remember now?

asymmetricalprospitdreamer:

countrywolf22:

xion-hewley:

magicians-fool:

kazemahou:

cityboygonecountry:

thejoyfulfool:

pitch-the-crow:

sigyn-loyalwifeofloki:

eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:

jambandit:

stoneddamara:

did-you-kno:

More at Did you Know Tumblr

PS: This is a random analysis based on your date of birth.

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central India around the year 1300. Your profession was that of a preacher, publisher or writer of ancient inscriptions.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling!


Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1150. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!


Do you remember now?

aaaah the last bit made me happy vwv

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Germany around the year 775. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
There is an invisible connection between the material and the spiritual world. Your lesson is to search, find and use this magical bridge.


Do you remember now?

 


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Siberia around the year 1425. Your profession was that of a farmer, weaver or tailor.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.


Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Japan around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.


Do you remember now?

 

Your past life diagnosis:

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mexico around the year 1725. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!

Do you remember now?

oAo

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South China around the year 1700. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.


Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Cyprus around the year 775. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!


Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North New Zealand around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.


Do you remember now?

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yugoslavia around the year 750. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.


Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis:

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Ontario around the year 950. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

Do you remember now?

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Hungary around the year 775. Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.

Do you remember now?

Your past life diagnosis: I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker. Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange. The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back. Do you remember now?

sorry:

salty-dust:

frowl:

lushise:


dumpee:


cawllin:


rectify:


by far one of my favourite pictures on tumblr.


i didn’t know tigers could get MRI’s


Isn’t that a cheetah


pretty sure thats a leopard.
omg that is clearly a hippo..


you’re all idiots. it’s clearly a dolphin you tards

It’s obviously a penguin

guys thats obviously me, what are you all on



Yes, it’s a leopard. But everyone is missing the point that it’s not an MRI, but rather a fuCKING CATSCAN AND A LEOPARD IS A CAT????????

sorry:

salty-dust:

frowl:

lushise:

dumpee:

cawllin:

rectify:

by far one of my favourite pictures on tumblr.

i didn’t know tigers could get MRI’s

Isn’t that a cheetah

pretty sure thats a leopard.

omg that is clearly a hippo..

you’re all idiots. it’s clearly a dolphin you tards

It’s obviously a penguin

guys thats obviously me, what are you all on

Yes, it’s a leopard. But everyone is missing the point that it’s not an MRI, but rather a fuCKING CATSCAN AND A LEOPARD IS A CAT????????

kfizzyy13:

I don’t want to go to college. I don’t want a job. I don’t want anything.

hollyluanne:

moonplayer:

buddhaformoni:

rebellum:

I bet all the Americans are being like “wtf is that.” 

how can you actually grow up without that?! o.O

they don’t have it in America? 0.0 

Reason why we’re better than America #1

In America we may not have had the Kinder Surprise eggs, but we did have the Wonder Ball, which was pretty similar. It was just a chocolate ball that usually contained Sweet-Tart-like candies in the shape of Disney characters and a sticker. At one point in time they even had toys inside them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Ball

hollyluanne:

moonplayer:

buddhaformoni:

rebellum:

I bet all the Americans are being like “wtf is that.” 

how can you actually grow up without that?! o.O

they don’t have it in America? 0.0 

Reason why we’re better than America #1

In America we may not have had the Kinder Surprise eggs, but we did have the Wonder Ball, which was pretty similar. It was just a chocolate ball that usually contained Sweet-Tart-like candies in the shape of Disney characters and a sticker. At one point in time they even had toys inside them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Ball

no-longer-breathing:

briannaclawson:

gc-dc:

briannaclawson:

whoresinscepter4:

#how do you just suMMON A FUCKING CAT

BEST! SUPERPOWER! EVER!!!

Brianna look.

You just reblogged this from me, haha

ohmygod



My name is Brianna and when I saw this I literally peed myself.

no-longer-breathing:

briannaclawson:

gc-dc:

briannaclawson:

whoresinscepter4:

#how do you just suMMON A FUCKING CAT

BEST! SUPERPOWER! EVER!!!

Brianna look.

You just reblogged this from me, haha

ohmygod

My name is Brianna and when I saw this I literally peed myself.
Personal.

I feel much better than I have on a while. Well, not physically. I feel like I’m going to Ralph ;-; But mentally/emotionally I feel a lot better. It’s amazing what can happen in one night.

simplephilosopher:

Pretty sure moving the offset makes me a hipster. Also, taking it by my window with a serious look makes me an American Apparel model. Don’t forget that facial hair adds to appeal! 



You look pretty in this picture :3

simplephilosopher:

Pretty sure moving the offset makes me a hipster. Also, taking it by my window with a serious look makes me an American Apparel model. Don’t forget that facial hair adds to appeal! 

You look pretty in this picture :3